ASUS Zenbook UX31E-DH52 13.3-Inch Thin and Light Ultrabook Reviews

Have you found your inner peace yet?  If you have found that special something, you have already bought that something and it's called the ASUS Zenbook.

For those who have not, these review excerpts are for you.  

Yes.  You, lose some weight!

I found the keyboard better than the MacBook because I could actually type faster on this laptop. 1. The keys have much lesser travel than the MacBook Air. 2. They are well spaced.  - Gautama Siddhattha (Real World: Nirvana)

Yeah, keys that make you type faster than your actual pathetic abilities.  That is Nirvana.  You may have been reincarnated as a human in this lifetime (you don't deserve it; you lucky bastard), but there is a reason you have not reached Nirvana.  It's because if you are able to type so fast, you might go on Facebook rants about how your roommate Jessica slept with your roommate John after you had slept with both on Monday and Tuesday respectively.  Yeah, REAL WORLD PROBLEMS.  If only my life were as interesting as the reel world.

But there is a double edge sword that comes with ultra thinness:

The corners are also a bit sharp and uncomfortable. - Jessica (Certified Hoe)

And who better to get fucking stabbed by there laptop after leaving John's room to go shower.  Yes, when your foot hits the tile I hope you fucking slip backwards.  Conveniently, you head may land on the corner of your Zenbook.  Then you may use your head before giving head. Harsh? Nah.  My yin and yang have been touched by one too many hoe bags.

If you're into people like John and his gay porn fantasies.  Then you may enjoy 1600x900 display showing his luscious [CENSORED FOR EXPLICIT CONTENT. CLICK HERE TO VIEW]. - Gay Porn Fan

Anyways, if you really like gay porn or just want to create an "accident" involving Jessica's death, you are going to want to get the ASUS Zenbook UX31E-DH52.